Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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