Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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