Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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