Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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