i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
4 words: hood of his car
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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