Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Randomize
