Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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