But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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