seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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