it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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