have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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