She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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