You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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