porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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