Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
please come you make the beer taste better
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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