Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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