If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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