apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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