I heard we made out
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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