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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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