I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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