she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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