last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it's like iHOP with fire
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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