now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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