love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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