4 words: hood of his car
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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