I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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