I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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