just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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