Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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