why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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