do herpes really smell.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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