Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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