you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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