Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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