So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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