Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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