Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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