If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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