Having a random hookup so left but love u
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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