loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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