I wanna bring you to show and tell
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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