It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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