How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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