My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
