I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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