I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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