you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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