Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.