hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.