Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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