I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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