Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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