Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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