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• (586): View more from Michigan

  There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.

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  It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them

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  Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n

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  what about money

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  no - he has a code he lives by

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.

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