I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT