Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.