Kiss
Puke
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i already hear my dad disowning me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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