they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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