Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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