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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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