Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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