Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
handjob tips. give me some.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Is it penis luge time yet?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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