im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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