where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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